Full Name: Professor Montague Quentin Puzzlington

Occupation: Puzzle Maker, Author, Competition Setter, Tutor, Baffler, Tea Drinker, Biscuit Dunker and owner of Puzzlington Manor 

Skills: Threading whimsy and mild-mannered mirth through quizzes.  

Hobbies: Crosswords, Happywords, Confusingwords ...anything to do with words and quizzes and looks after and Axolotl.

Known to have said: 

"There's no time like the pheasant!"

"A Quiz without jeopardy is a raffle."

"Wowsers in trousers!"

Full Name: Steve ... (I'm sure there is more to it, it's just never arisen in conversation thus far.)

Occupation: Archivist, Porter, Keeper of the Cabinet of Curiosities, Heavy Lifting, Baits the traps, Makes a damn fine cup of tea.

Skills: Can buff anything to a fine shine, Pragmatism, Problem solving, General alround good egg.

Hobbies: Lego enthusiast, keeps racing pigeons (they always win though).

Known to have said: 

"Bend with the knees as there's no slack in the back."

"All the things in their place puts a smile on Steve's face."

"...And what do we have here, then?"